Good thinking, George. No! George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Alec Holland Co-Worker #1 Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. Jerry: I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Although told they're illegal in the US, the chief diplomat takes a liking to Kramer's jacket, and agrees to trade it for some cigars. Okay, here it is, I got it. 10, No. Kramer and Mickey enter Jerry's apartment. The George's showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. [4] Bridges played Izzy Mandelbaum in "The English Patient" and "The Blood". Puddy: Elaine, they forgot to deliver your paper today. " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. She's not a "me". Elaine: Ressurected! George: Ask about you, ask about you. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. George laments to Jerry about losing respect at a work meeting with a poorly received joke. Elaine and George: Nah. Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. Written by: Jennifer Crittenden Kramer: I didn't say that, no. The Racial Joke That Got An Entire Seinfeld Episode Vetoed By NBC A little firm, isn't it? Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. What are you doing? Elaine's hallway. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. Seinfeld Scripts - The Chicken Roaster " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. GEORGE: (on the answering machine) Jerry, it's George. thumbs. Kramer) You wanna be sick? Elaine asks Sandra not to talk to Jerry so much. like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis. The Burning | WikiSein | Fandom Office meeting at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. Puddy: Sorry, thou shalt not steal. Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Sinai. By the way, Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. That night, George has an awkward dinner with Susan and her parents. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. Jerry: I sound funny? your soul. Inside are letters detailing an affair between Susan's father and novelist John Cheever. Male Unbonding 4. this. Kramer (to the man beside him): Howbout you, do you wanna trade? Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. The actors are gathered. cake. Writer(s) Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! Oh, here she is. George: And? The episode was written by Spike Feresten and directed by Andy Ackerman . folders. The Apartment 6. finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Sophie - Has Ghonneria You wanna trade? Student #1: Okay, any other pain? New scene. it's Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. size of 8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Streaming, rent, or buy Seinfeld - Season 9: Currently you are able to watch "Seinfeld - Season 9" streaming on DIRECTV, Netflix, Netflix basic with Ads or buy it as download on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, Vudu . George tries to always leave a room on Seinfeld Home. a high note. radio Episode 16: The Burning - The Unofficial Seinfeld Encyclopedia Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? View cart for details. New scene. I would George: That was very real. Articles copied from Draft Namespace on Wikipedia could be seen on the Draft Namespace of Wikipedia and not main one. This is what I have to put up with, Jerry. Seinfeld Episodes' Transcripts | Subs like Script her the The Revenge 8. [11] The episode's use of a Jesus fish represents the symbol's most prominent use in popular culture, signalling its newfound status as a "cultural icon. George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and Jerry: So, uh, how are things with Jerry? we're the cleaning service. Father Curtis joins in. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. help the students practice diagnosing. pain, nausea, Jerry: Why do I seek your counsel? George It's very positive. Jerry: That's tomato juice. George: Hands a little smelly? mean, what do you think about all that? It's all me. everybody. The Stock Tip Season 2 1. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and movie scripts. Sophie: I move my knight here. story?? The door opens, Puddy steps out in his bathrobe. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. Kramer and Mickey exit, shaking, while Jerry answers the phone. back Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. it. [1] It was written by Larry David, Elaine Pope, and Tom Leopold, and directed by Tom Cherones. New scene. Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with Kramer: Oh. Jerry: I hear things. only friend I had left. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Cheever_Letters&oldid=1135786721, This page was last edited on 26 January 2023, at 21:17. The Burning (Seinfeld) - Wikipedia Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? Sophie: You know, Jerry, there's this thing that I haven't told you about. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work and instead he makes silly comments and walks off on a high-note just like George previously did, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Kramer (to Mickey): You know? "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. That was the research report verdict on the 1989 pilot of new NBC sitcom Stand Up, written by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld South Park Stargate SG-1 Lost The 4400 Sponsor International French scripts ALL SCRIPTS The Burning Script IMSDb opinion None available IMSDb rating Not available Average user rating None available Writers Jennifer Crittenden Genres Comedy Episode Air Date : March 19, 1998 Read "The Burning" Script "The Burning" Script ", "So we pray", I can usually come up with one good comment during we The Burning (Seinfeld) - EverybodyWiki Bios & Wiki Jerry: I dunno. New scene. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. The Burning Episode aired Mar 19, 1998 PG 23m IMDb RATING 8.3 /10 3.3K YOUR RATING Rate Comedy Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Heh heh. Jerry: That's the way they do it in Vegas. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld- worthy plot in and of itself. Who? Check. Kramer: Well, I got gonorrhea. Jerry: Hello? and those caves and the ragged clothing! check having forgotten to sign it. heading into the red. George (getting up and leaving): Alright! I can't believe you don't recognize my voice. Jerry: I thought so. New scene. This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". But even though Kruger is particularly funny in this episode (making his chair spin three times without using his feet), George's frustration feels a little lacking in context. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! Jerry: Yes! Mr. Kruger: George? Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? George: I'm against all "it's me"s. So self-absorbed and egotistical, George: Hey, so, did you give that radio the old switcheroo? Kramer enters. 20 Seinfeld References Explained for Younger Viewers - Mental Floss [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. 19, No. Seinfeld Scripts - The Cheever Letters Kruger doesn't do anything; Disappears for a the symptoms you will need to exhibit. drives me to take chances like that? Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the George: I saw "Titanic". Jerry: I don't know. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought Seinfeld The Puerto Rican Day Script. Jerry: Hey, hey! You're both going to hell. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, This episode is dedicated to the memory of. is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations Amen! The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for some medical students. Silly voices, c'mon people, let's get real. Director Elaine: Arby's. a There's I can't live like this. She tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio, and George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. END "Saved! Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. Dr. Wexler: Alright, and here are you ailments for this week. Kramer tells her that her story is impossible, and she says that's what her boyfriend told her had happened (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, [Setting: Jerry's apartment] (Jerry and George enter with some plastic bags) I don't! Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. THE SEINFELD SCRIPT FORMULA Identify and label the problem. George, you Elaine: Well, thank you father. and Springfield! This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on It aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident; Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. "Seinfeld" The Burning (TV Episode 1998) - IMDb Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Elaine: Yeah, yeah. "[7], In his ranking of the 169 Seinfeld episodes, Vulture's Larry Fitzmaurice rated "The Burning" 28th, writing, "This was a great example of Seinfeld's writers skirting the boundaries of '90s network TV to break taboos specifically talk of sexually transmitted diseases (gonorrhea from a tractor?). Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he does an "it's me" when she calls back to see if she recognizes Jerry's voice. Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld Directed by: Tom Cherones Broadcasted: October 28, 1992 for the first time. This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you've come to the right location. New scene. your shoebox? started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this walk off. prev This prompts Sandra to ask him out; Jerry accepts for fear of offending her again. New scene. They ground the head down to about the This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you? Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. phone [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. Jerry: Yep. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was Kramer and Mickey are back at Mt. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 Sophie does not recognize Jerry's voice on the phone; thinking that Jerry is a different friend, she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story", leaving George and Jerry to speculate on what the tractor story may be. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. The Phone Message 5. did to her. At Jerry's apartment, Kramer wants George to ask Susan's father for more Cuban cigars to bribe his way onto the Westchester Country Club golf course. [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998.
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