Years ago, I got trapped in this horrible pattern where every night I would dream the same exact LONG, IN-DEPTH nightmare that wouldn't end -- it just kept reaching a near-conclusion and then looping back and starting over, and over, and over. with jazzy influences are undermined by disgusting set-ups, amateurish Not only is I Don't Want To Grow Up the first Descendents album without guitarist Frank Navetta (he appears on three brief tracks, but replacement Ray Cooper handles the rest); it's also the last good album the band ever released. There are very few After this, he moved to Los Angeles, California to pursue his career in acting. TRANSLATION: "Animals fuck without all the mating rituals. ), Motorhead, Superchunk, the Punkles, Bruce Springsteen, the Stooges, Bad Religion, Tom Waits, the Who, and the Bad Brains. You're enjoyable with your early-60's/late-70's conglomeration! "No, All!" This is obviously a huge loss for the DESCENDENTS family. I dont have any material goals.. But I couldn't do it. Hey, you like reasons. -- "Listen up man, I'll tell you who I am/I'm just another stupid American/But you don't want to listen, you don't want to understand/Just finish up your drink and go home", Bill Stevenson - Still struggling to make a career in music while dealing with family issues Got a fucking problem with it?" I need you to continue bldksotlgkelsl! Add your Hey, you like reasons. "Cameage" borrows surf rock-like melodies with the mix of polished guitar chords, this was considered a large improvement in the style of the band's sound and the lyrical maturity was also applauded by critics and fans alike. Especially the looping part. [57], In 2016, a Descendents branded IPA entitled "Feel This Coffee" was released by the San Diego branch of Mikkeller Brewery. Attitude is a must Why do you keep ceasing tlblsslfieksa? Okay these are making less sense as we go. These songs are standouts because, unlike so much of the record, they focus on punk disillusion instead of Raspberries-level la-de-da jingle writing. EEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHHEEHEEH!!!!! Reader Comments "I Wanna Be A Bear" - "Got a baited hook you are calling it your cherry/You want to settle down and you want to get married/I don't wanna smell your muff!" At the end of "Iceman," he says, "Not necessarily an Iceman. Everything Sux, Everything Sux (1996): I'm not at all a confident songwriter. SIX TIMES IN A ROW!!! Blink-182/Bowling for Soup/Bad Religion hybrid. The songs were only seconds long, but that was all the time we needed to make the point. The riffs and melodies themselves are still quite creative and memorable though, and some of the songs (ex. on the album though come on, I can see how you think all that anti-beaver, fish/cunt stuff IS misogynistic because I feel that to make personal attacks on the female anatomy is wrong, HOWEVER I do feel you're being way too sensitive about the lyrics in "Pervert" and "GCF." rocknroll_ghost@alltel.blackberry.com "Descendents" - "We're the proud, the few/Descendents, pickin' our butts tonight." "Every time we step out this door we come back complaining," says Descendents guitarist Ray Cooper, 21, nodding toward the open doorway of the band's studio. But no more of this "music" talk. CONCLUSION: A couple of brave attempts to infuse the Prindle schtick But if you really pay attention to the garbage they're singing, it's clear that they view every girl as either a tease or a whore. "I queefed - Enjoy/Smell my feces - Enjoy/Sniff my ass whilst I pass For the Chilean experimental horror film, see. I know plenty of girls who think that way. Every single bit of that drum part I force-fed to poor Bill. There was an old lady all skin and bones oo oo oo oo/She lived down by the old graveyard oo oo oo oo. During the band's first reformation, the songs got longer, darker, and experimental. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, A full body orgasm at the L.A. Phil? This product combines Bonus Fat and Milo Goes To College onto a single, phenomenal 33-minute CD. HA HA AHAHAH! Avoid Bowling for Soup though - nobody should have to listen to that. Just because we've gone away It's Milo pretending to be a preacher, reciting commandments like "Thou shalt not suppress flatulence" and "Thou shalt not commit hygiene" while the band rips off some ugly Black Flag chords! [13], One week later, on Stevenson's birthday of September 10, Stephen Egerton and Karl Alvarez moved from Salt Lake City to fill the vacant guitar and bass positions. To me, I thought that the lyrics played a huge role in making this album great. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe both shared . -- "Somebody tell me what to do. [21][22][23][24], In the early 2000s, Aukerman took a break from biochemistry and reunited with the Descendents to record a new album. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeeklyMusic and like us on Facebook at Heard Mentality. Here are some reasons. I don't like music! Having said that, Karl Alvarez's "I'm The One" and "Thank You" should be buried in a hole out in the desert and left there to die screaming. [Verse 1] I know a place up in the air. I do, however, have Egerton's. Ray Cooper [Descendents] Lyrics, Songs, and Albums | Genius Why do you keep ceasing tlblsslfieksa? It's probably the shining example of Frank's guitar playing. Same deal with sacrificing somebody to the Sun God. al27@treesprocket.com Can you imagine how gigantic your urethra would be after 23 minutes of fist up your dick? [1][4] According to singer Milo Aukerman: "While drinking all this coffee in the midst of catching mackerel they came up with the concept of All doing the utmost, achieving the utmost. [4][9][10] Recordings from these tours were used for the live albums Liveage! Yeah!" The moral of this story: don't drink the water in Mexico. Frank sings side A with a voice and melody straight outta Compton 1964 as Tony picks some surf-spy bass behind him, and then Tony sings side B like the biggest nerd on the beach as Frank scraggles up and down his guitar neck as fast as his little feet can carry him. I do like bathroom humor, so there's nothing wrong with that part of it, the album just doesn't leave much of an impression. 2:03am, Jon 's at Mike's Tavern. If that doesn't go well, look out, Mike's Tavern, you're 2nd on my list. Next thing you know, my dream begins repeating itself. The few songs that don't sound like Al Goldstein wrote them are just your basic naive teenager social commentary, but it's interesting to note that two of these lyrical departures ("M 16" and "Statue of Liberty") are also the only songs that seem out of place on this record. Don't blame me! The Descendents' Enjoy! was marked by the use of toilet humor, with references to defecation and flatulence in its artwork, the title track, and "Orgofart". Cool To Be You - Fat Wreck Chords 2004 Add your Personal Life. As for the Green Day comparisonstheres no question that there are similarities, but Egerton and Stevenson had been working with DFWs own Hagfish (who adore Descendents) on tunes from Hagfishs Buick Men! So be sure and put that in the "Turn-Offs" section of my Playboy layout this April. At the time we were leaving Interscope. thoughts? Witnesses offer conflicting accounts, The 10 best things we saw at Willie Nelsons 90th birthday concert, Mars Voltas lead singer broke with Scientology and reunited with the band. Deacon Phillippe is all grown up! 12:44am, Jon is going to bed. But then the dark Reagan years flew in on the jet-black wings of a Bald Eagle of Hate, and the Descendents quickly became a much louder and punkier outfit. I tried to wake up - I tried seriously to wake up, probably around 30 times in a row. "My Dad Sucks" kicks too much ass to end in 36 seconds, and "Global Probing" might have the makings of a good song, but crammed into 1:08 it just sounds like a poorly-thought-out mess. Must be what Hell is like, all terror with no payoff. near-unlistenable by Milo's humiliating mid-song attempt to be Henry Dully, flatly and stuffed-nosily. -- "Why do I daydream? Lyrics have never come easily to me. Iceman, ALL (1987): When I came to try out, we spent three days jamming. And in "No Fat Beaver," he sings it as "No Fat Beav-Ah!" More like Please, I'd Like To WAKE Up, if you ask me!!! I believe I listened to it twice, and then relegated it to the Indiana Jones warehouse of tapes in my garage. Urine travels through tubes called YOU, THE READER from the kidneys to the bladder, where it is stored temporarily, and then through YOU, THE READER as it is voided. There was something he brought to it that nobody else ever really could because he had a certain kind of chip on his shoulder about the world and that informed all things he did with a guitar. But how much can one complain about a 6-minute single that has songs as hooky as the intrigue-driven "Mr. Bass," dopey singalong "Hey Hey," and 1-part/16-second masterpiece "I Like Food"? I technical ability, the song writing is inferior and Milo sucks (much It's Milo shouting the word "all" over a guitar chord! Left to right: Egerton, Aukerman, Stevenson, and Alvarez. I suppose it's possible I'm just not picking up on their irony, though. ray cooper descendents - arkitech.it Examples include "Bikeage," "Cameage," "Myage" and "Tonyage" (and jokes on this pattern include "Marriage" and "Coolidge"). If you're looking for cheer, get lost because aside from two light-hearted Milo songs -- gross diarrhea joke "Blast Off" and pro-brain high school anthem "Mass Nerder" (complete with Germs parody outro "We Must Read" and faux-Darby shout "Somebody get me a book!") Oh, if only they'd devoted more of the record to departures like this one. Your email address will not be published. And this was enough to shift my nightmare to a different plotline. Then I stopped thinking to myself, and began thinking to other people. What were they thinking releasing "I'm The One" as a single!? --"It's no place for a mongrel mutt like me/Mating rights go to the best of breed/Just a lot of sad people caught in between desire and despair/I guess I'll see you there/At the lost and lonely/Dog and Pony Show" [11] When the band's name was changed to All upon Aukerman's departure in 1987, bassist Karl Alvarez created the character Allroy to serve an equivalent function for the new band.[44]. EEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHHEEHEEH!!!!! -- "You got a loving family/To give you everything you need/My family loves each other so much/We live a thousand miles away and never stay in touch" [15] In a June 1987 interview with Music magazine, Stevenson elaborated on the "All" concept: I'm really into "ALL"' and I've waited a long time to unleash the whole concept on people. (It makes my dick look too small.) If you tried to make your OWN pyramid, it'd take forever and be all wobbly. I said 'Okay, what kind of Milo do you want?' And now I'm going to do it [] It's just a way of thinking, in which there are extremes and there is this goal called 'ALL.' Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on? 10:35am and one EP (1981's Fat). better than you/You are a piece of poo." Now that customer has no nose. It may be their least adventurous and most traditionally 'pop-punk' album to date, but it sure is professional-sounding and easy on the ears. A song about cutting meat with a heavy broad-bladed knife - "Cleavage" Still, "I'm Not a Loser", "Catalina", "I Wanna Be a Bear", "My Dad Sucks", "Suburban Home" and "Hope" are all classics. I know plenty of girls who think that way. Remember that one part!??!?! any song ever written, typified by the lyric "Won't you please suck my A few of these renditions actually improve upon their studio counterparts: "Descendents" is meaner and speedier; "Wendy" dumps the palm muting and kicks up the tempo; and "Clean Sheets" is much less irritating without the super-high chorus vocals (though it still for some reason has me singing the hilarious parody lyrics, "That shirt's a dildo/And so's your old man!).
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