And for the good of those - PUTRESCENT LITTLE CHILDREN! [he'll/she'll] never put [his/her] hand up in a theatre again! . Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. Story 3: The Trick Started Well? Lyrics - Matilda musical I'm here. But Matilda being able to magically move the chalk and imitate the voice of Miss Honeys dead father is bound to disturb any child. MISS TRUNCHBULL Some miss their landing. LAVENDER It won't stop [him/her] reading, but . [Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde] 0000000017 00000 n These little specks of dust can't be this clever. The reek of pre-pubescent plotting. I? "Love our little girl," she said. . Agatha Trunchbull: MISS TRUNCHBULL . . Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! It's out of the question. . % MISS HONEY walks in reading from a piece of paper, and MRS PHELPS stands on a small block. Matilda: endobj Sell me a lemon? Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Where'd all this come from? MR WORMWOOD She admired the older girl Hortensia to distraction for the daring deeds she had performed in the school. [to MATILDA] You are the Wormwoods' daughter? The ESCAPOLOGIST wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. . Agatha Trunchbull: The ESCAPOLOGIST and the ACROBAT take each others hands and walk back out of the stage. Trivia MATILDA walks over to MISS HONEY. MISS HONEY Just how clever of a fellow I am. Magnus was his name. When this gets unbearable, she plays one of her tricks. I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. MISS TRUNCHBULL . [He drags MATILDA by the wrist and throws her through the door to her room onto her bed.] I used to live with my aunt. Like silence, but not really silent. I met your mother. Trunchbull: xc``f``)d $43010 pfJK?5s2hP:)@ H Trunchbull: Harry Wormwood: These stories delivered to me fully-written. I think it's just cruelty. ], MISS TRUNCHBULL stretch . They're the bane of my life. Soundtracks, hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda, after listing prices of cars bought and sold, he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda, Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves, Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby, mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone, everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in, strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward, whacks the desk again with her riding crop, Miss Trunchbull has accused Matilda of going into her house, grabbing and clenching Miss Honey's wrist very tightly in her fist, suddenly mad, she briskly releases her arm from Miss Trunchbull's grip with her free hand, Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. AAAIIGHHH! I moved it with my eyes. It isn't much, but it is enough for me. . /MediaBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] MRS WORMWOOD I've got the newt! MATILDA Now most head teachers are chosen because they possess a number of fine qualities. Endless chat on endless panels. FBI Agent Bob: . Neigh!" Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. I want to be in school. MISS HONEY And within a few minutes, I had reduced the mileage on that old rust-bucket to practically nothing. It's discipline, discipline . That's not fair at all. On occasion, parents take the opposite tack and show no interest in their children. BRUCE scurries behind her, carrying a chair and wearing his "I have been to CHOKEY" sign. You are, in fact, a snivelling little . [into recorder] She moved in immediately. As the Wormwoods and Rudolpho sped away into the distance. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Come, here you! Worse? . The peace and the quiet. But that was the last the little girl ever saw of her father. MISS HONEY comes up the stairs by the side of the stage and sits down on a swing. MATILDA Just so you all know, she's my best friend. You're better off raising tomatoes. 51)[JjvNn^~AaQqeUuMm]}Cc{GgWwOo_] << She has shown cruelty to the most precious reality of my marriage. The Wormwoods and RUDOLPHO scatter. When I grow up . My mother gave it to him before she died. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers or candlestick makers. Jenny: What're they going to do, repossess the kid? She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. Ooh, ooh! Have another marshmallow, Dip face. Mrs. For midgets who are fidgeting We're revolting. You can't learn that from a stupid book, [audience member's name]! Narrator: She has sullied the memory of my wife. "Worse"? Matilda: MR WORMWOOD pathetic! Agatha Trunchbull: And I won't burn Bruce Bogtrotter: I can't take it anymore. . [She takes ERIC by one ear and drags him to one side.]. They can't get worse! This is my house. MISS TRUNCHBULL Bruce Bogtrotter: You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! You called me your daughter. He's not proud at all. I will be tall enough to reach the branches But suddenly, she hugged him with the biggest hug in the world, so hard that he thought she would hug all the air out of him. The whiff of resistance, I might as well be saying There, now [audience member's name] will learn from that. The library? and . MATILDA [simultaneously]: You're here. She is an inattentive parent who is more concerned with her appearance than her children. What is this trash you're reading? A small victory or two would help her to tolerate their idiocities and would stop her from going crazy. MR WORMWOOD Mary Shelley? My father's portrait used to hang there. Harry Wormwood: . This little girl . I love it here! No! [after listing prices of cars bought and sold]. That was interesting. MATILDA 0000043931 00000 n google_ad_width=120; We sing revolting songs, Mrs. D? Miss Honey says shes not surprised, Would not have made it through AP Literature without the printable PDFs. @O@ ^jnU]rL&lh(4Qzt>>ekM@lY9 ,'Tm0a(.^I :A3I6K8MCv$2v6N FBI Agent Bill: Almost the speed of light, Well. google_color_border="EDC7C2"; We'll be R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. 0000043637 00000 n Oh, now, let me see. They stretch. 1 Min. And if she does, I will have her fired! . Once we've "exercised" these demons, What are you looking at? MATILDA Harry Wormwood: Even if you're little you can do a lot. WebOne way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB I am a winner. But I'm not quite explaining it right. . voice calls, Hullo. Mrs. Wormwood is terrified and tells everyone to listenit must be burglars. . One for each and every one of you! . . [everyone in the room except Miss Trunchbull and Miss Honey join in]. She laughs. You really need to nip it in the bud. Four seconds. And my heart is pounding Agatha Trunchbull: I will be smart enough to answer all From a book in the library. MISS TRUNCHBULL Schwilliam Schmakespeare. [appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob] About how when I say, say, "red" [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] And her name was Miss Honey! The smell of rebellion, So they were your parents! Revolting. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/FromBadToWorse. Dramatic Monologue For Female Kid Actors. Spell or go to Chokey! Revolting children, /CA 1 MRS PHELPS Was it your mother, Matilda, who taught you?, You must have a great father then. And I won't care stream Agatha Trunchbull: [Matilda comes home from school, excitedly. I shall dissect you, madam! All I know I learnt from telly. Cut out that whispering. [She points happily.] Story 1: Once Upon a Time? Lyrics MR WORMWOOD elicits the name of someone from the audience. He pauses, and exits down the stairs. Now, it is not normal for kids to behave in this fashion. Matilda? Somewhere, on a show, I heard MISS HONEY . Long enough for the buyer to get a good distance away, the father said, grinning. [turns to Michael] C - H . It's the female minor. MATILDA THE MUSICAL - Female Kid - Dramatic Monologue You see, my father died when I was very young. google_color_bg="EDC7C2"; Matilda Audition Monologues-USE Just because you find that life's not fair, it Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? Matilda: [Miss Honey briefly nods yes as she leaves to rescue Matilda from the Chokey]. MISS TRUNCHBULL staggers over to the chain pull and pulls it. It is 2L84U. Where's the REVENGE section? >> MATILDA holds out her hand to her father. > ;tw=}@yP}# p ` n Ap-$d When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind. And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting MISS TRUNCHBULL takes the jug and cup from LAVENDER. [while putting baby Matilda in the sink to rinse away spinach] Before you're grown up. Amanda Thripp: MATILDA But it isn't today. Miss Honey: Filthy, nasty things. On the way to work, You certainly are a special girl, Matilda. The door flung open, and the escapologist reached out one huge, muscled arm to catch his wife and their child. She was all we ever wanted.". google_color_link="000000"; With a bang, the theatre is showered in confetti. Matilda, how lovely to see you. The pong of defiance. I like a joke as well as the next fat person! And when I grow up, The OLDER KIDS bring in a tall ladder, a trampoline, a gymnastic platform, and a mattress. Who has a head full of rebellious thoughts. You ought to be in prison! Never again now that we know we are MICHAEL runs out and grabs a giant trash can. It isn't much, but it is enough . MISS HONEY And it is often said that it was the best school in all the land. Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. WebMATILDA: Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them on to evermore dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! /Type /XObject Till our revolting's done. Who taught you how to speak Russian? MATILDA RUN! Mine are driving me crazy. /ca 1 It's just a story. I think youd better ask her., Id rather not, Matilda said. Wrong is right. MISS HONEY 0000060203 00000 n Tip over! Was it magic? Like I've sailed RUDOLPHO
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